Friday, February 22, 2008

Conversations with an 18 Month Old

Lilianna is 18 months old today. She is even more entertaining than ever! Last week someone turned on the talking switch. Here are some examples:

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"Lily, do you want a bite?"
"No."
"Lily, are you hungry?"
"No."
"Lily, do you want to eat?"
"EAT!"


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"Lily, you're stinky. Did you poop in your pants?"
"No." She then pats her butt and heads for the diaper bag.
"Lily, do you need a clean diaper?"
"No." The diaper bag is being dragged across the floor.


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"Give mommy a hug." A sweet baby squeeze around my neck.
"Can mommy have a kiss?"
She purses her lips, turns her head and says, "No."
She's pretty stingy with the kisses.


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"Its time to go get BaBa from school."
"BaBa BaBa BaBa! Go, go, go!"


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"Bead! Bead! Bead! Bead! Bead!" She says as she races across the room, book in hand!
Beading is her favorite activity.


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"Daddy's home!" He is greeted with a tiny high-pitched screech and a munchkin doing laps around his legs until he picks her up.
She is a Daddy's Girl. She already has his number!


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At Rivergate Mall Food Court:
"Bide! Bide!" Her little finger pointing at the shiny carousel. "Bide!"
"You'll have to talk to Daddy about that."
She looks across the table, cocks her head to one side, literally bats her eyes at him, and says in her sweetest voice, "Aww, bide!"
Daddy actually blushed and the whole table laughed hysterically.


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The Lily to English Dictionary:


"puh puh" = puppy
"cooowww" = cow
"manya manya" = banana
"ca" = cat
"peasssss" = please
"joosh" = juice
"aig" = egg
"bap" = lap
"guck" = duck
"chain" = train

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